I have to go away for a while... family business, I will come back eventually but I have another account used for my phone it's God-Shield sorry I have to leave.

So where I live it's starting to rain but it's mostly wind, but my neighbor has a huge tree with giant branches, I'm talking it's BIG and The wind ripped off a huge branch like it was nothing. So I'm sure you can see why I'm scared...

Some people call mental institutions "The loony bin" so does that mean that the Looney Toons are escaped mental patients?

Eat your own Booger or Earwax

In Friday the 13th, Jason drowned when he was kid sized but came back all grown up, how'd he get taller?

Is it just me or does Russell Alder look kinda like Jeffrey Dahmer

Why do people sometimes stand outside when there's a tornado

Does anyone else feel kinda bad for the guy that created definitions, because he had to create definitions for the words used in a definition.

Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of Patients.

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?